FRIDAY FANDANGO

It's the weekend! It's superbowl weekend! It's Prince Halftime show!! OH YEAAAAAAA!

I hope that everyone is psyched that they have survived another minute in this world. Can you believe it's February?!

Well we haven't had a full-fledged Friday Fandango in a minute so let's get it started!


DID YOU KNOW...

"Stewardesses" is the longest word typed with only the left hand and "lollipop" with your right. (Bet you tried this out mentally, didn't you?)

No word in the English language rhymes with month, orange, silver, or purple

"Dreamt" is the only English word that ends in the letters "mt". (Are you doubting this?)

Our eyes are always the same size from birth, but our nose and ears never stop growing

The words 'racecar,' 'kayak' and 'level' are the same whether they are read left to right or right to left (palindromes). (Yep, I knew you were going to "do" this one.)

There are only four words in the English language which end in "dous": tremendous, horrendous, stupendous, and hazardous. (You're not doubting this, are you?)

There are two words in the English language that have all five vowels in order: "abstemious" and "facetious." (Yes, admit it, you are going to say . a e i o u)

TYPEWRITER is the longest word that can be made using the letters only on one row of the keyboard. (All you typists are going to test this out)

Almonds are a member of the peach family.

Babies are born without kneecaps They don't appear until the child reaches 2 to 6 years of age.

In the last 4,000 years, no new animals have been domesticated.




Personally, I don't see what the fuss is about this image and portrayal. If you live here and have EVER been to "Simply Fashions" (there's one in the Belevedere Plaza in Decatur)and go in the back to the SUPER PLUS SIZE section that starts at a size 24 - they sell this, booty shorts, halter tops and other things and they are always SOLD OUT! I've already been desensitized, lol lol GET OVER IT! I can't wait to see this movie next Friday.


This is a strictly mathematical viewpoint...

What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life?

Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:

If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O
P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15
16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26

Then:
H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%

and

K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%

But,

A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%

And,
B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%

AND, look how far ass kissing will take you.

A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%

So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that While Hard work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, it's the Bullshit and Ass kissing that will put you over the top.


HAVE A GOOD WEEKEND!!