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• My middle name is Darlena (had it legally dropped)
  
• I type about 85 wpm on a good day
  
• I enjoy a nice bowl of frosted flakes w/ice cold milk
  
• I ‘eat’ w/a spoon rather than drink chocolate milk
  
• I use old T-shirts as hankerchiefs, Kleenex irritates my nose
  
• I have every journal I’ve ever kept since I was 13 yrs old
  
• I have four volumes of my life with Michael Jackson
  
• I enjoy watching & reading porn
  
• I relax under my daughters baby blanket
  
• I grew up w/a polygamous Father
  
• I was a prom night conception
  
• I still will play with my daughters dolls when she’s asleep
• I really wish I would have went to Spelman and pledged Delta
  
• My favorite Author is Beverly Jenkins
  
• I have stolen money before in my lifetime
  
• I have never had sex in a car before
  
• I’ve only been in love once in my life & not with my late husband
  
• I lived in Central America for a year as a child
  
• I freeze bubble gum and chew it later
  
• I wanted to be Isis when I was nine
  
• My favorite food in the whole world is chicken
  
• I’ve never ever tasted a piece of pork
  
• I don’t know how to play spades, bid widst,solitaire
  
• I still like kickball
  
• The only white men I find remotely attractive is Brad Pitt & Sean Connery
  
• I wish I had Beyonce’s Body
  
• I spoke with Janet Jackson on the phone when my mom worked for her
  
• I let loose to Miami Bass Music
  
• In my alter ego life I’m a stripper
  
• I want to publish an all male nude magazine for women
  
• I subscribe to over 8 magazines and counting
• One of my bad habits is chewing rubber bands
  
• I am fascinated with gay culture
  
• I like men more than women
  
• I can’t fight
  
• I can be stingy sometimes
  
• I don’t cry very easily
  
• I don’t like a lot of sweets
  
• I curse like a sailor sometimes
  
• I don’t think I can get pregnant again
  
• My favorite color is anything earth tones
  
• I wear too much brown and black
  
• I am frightened of snakes, spiders and snails
  
• I cried the first time I went to Disney World because it was just like the commercial
  
• I was a virgin throughout High School
  
• I wanted to be a housewife
  
• I don’t like shopping
  
• I always miss the ‘hookup’
  
• I’ve never been to jail
  
• I have not so good credit
  
• I started driving when I was 28 years old
  
• I wish I knew how to dance professionally
  
• I daydream a lot
  
• I made up an entire different family for myself when I was little
  
• I played with dolls until I was 14 years old
  
• I wouldn’t mind being a hair dresser
  
• My favorite Ice Cream is Maple Walnut
  
• Sunday Mornings are my favorite time of the week
  
• I love fake big jewelry
  
• I used to ride shotgun on a motorcycle all the time
  
• The best time of my life was 15-19 years of age
  
• I don’t know how to run – I always fall
  
• I’m near sighted
  
• I’m left handed
  
• I’ve never had a broken bone
  
• When I was 16 I talked on the phone a whole weekend never hanging up
  
• I’m not to keen on people in general – I get bored with them
  
• I want to run naked in the rain
  
• I’d love to get an RV and just live in it wherever I wanted to
  
• I HATE working
  
• I still giggle and blush
  
• I can’t swim
  
• I haven’t been on an adult vacation in over 8 years
  
• I’ve never been out to the west coast
  
• I enjoy taking nice road trips
  
• Gone with Wind is one of my favorite movies – I’m Scarlett complete w/slaves
  
• My Paternal Grandfather was a Spy for Cuba
  
• My Mom is a famous writer
  
• I have two incomplete (maybe 3) manuscripts
  
• My girlfriend and I want our own radio show
  
• I’ve never cheated on a man
  
• Watching the Iron man Competition makes me cry
  
• I’m usually late
  
• A picture of Michael Jackson back in the day is my screen saver at home
• I faint everytime I see him (Mike) perform (even on TV)
  
• I’m a deep well of non-important information
  
• I don’t like talking religion, politics etc.
  
• I’ve never been on vacation by myself
  
• I’ve never had a one nite stand